Jamie Nuwer

Perceived age:
10

The worst part of being Jamie's minion:
Having to avoid aggressive chest-bump attempts. And having to run her super difficult sprint workouts.

The best part of being Jamie's minion:
She can fix anything that's wrong with your body! And you get so fit and good looking after running her super difficult sprint workouts.

Scouting report:
Jamie is absurdly silly yet also has an incredible knowledge of ultimate and human physiology. She is unfailingly positive and always knows how to pump up the team and make us laugh.

Teams: 11-12, 10-11, 01-02, 00-01, 99-00